The Beatles and George Clooney Are Both Mentioned. Read.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Math homework.
GET AWAY FROM MY HOUSE!!!!!

From that lame attempt at a joke, you can probably guess what I'm doing at the moment. If you can't, then GET OFF OF MY WEBSITE. My math textbook thinks it's clever by giving us about 6 trick problems which cancel themselves out and equal 1. I applaud you, DeMana, Waits, Foley, and Kennedy, for your futile attempt to trip me up.

To make things worse, Joe Jonas is the guest judge on American Idol. I wonder... If the Jonas Brothers had started on a major record label instead of being used as Walt Disney's slaves, would people have any more respect for them? I'm not saying I'm a fan of them; I'm just trying to say that there have been a TON of other successful boy bands. To name a few:

-Backstreet Boys;
-*NSYNC;
-New Kids on the Block;
-BoyzIIMen; and
-THE FREAKING BEATLES

I guess when it comes to these, you either love 'em or hate 'em. Except for the Beatles. If you hate them, again, GET OFF MY WEBSITE.

Ted Fun Fact #249: I sing in my school's madrigal choir.

Every Wednesday, all the singing groups come together and we sing as the "Chorale." I'm not a mean person, and I'm sure anyone could tell you that, but I'm honest. And the kid who stands next to me in the Chorale (who will remain anonymous) can honestly not sing for his life. It makes things a lot more difficult, to say the least. I don't know if he thinks he's good or if he just needs a fine arts credit.

Anyways, if you'd like to see our spectacular Madrigals, tune in to Maryland Public Television on March 6th at 6:30 PM.

"THE MARRIOTTS RIDGE HIGH SCHOOL, UNDER THE DIRECTION OF TERRY EBERHARDT, WILL PERFORM WITH NATIONALLY ACCLAIMED COMPOSER TIM JANIS IN HIS NEW “CELEBRATE AMERICA” MUSICAL SPECIAL ON MARYLAND PUBLIC TELEVISION MARCH 6TH AT 6:30PM."

"Tim Janis, well known for his “Music with a Mission” has worked on many philanthropic projects with artists such as Paul McCartney, Billy Joel, Ray Charles, Andre Previn, and The New York Philharmonic. He has also produced fund raising programs for PBS with George Clooney and James Earl Jones. "

Paul McCartney.
Billy Joel.
Ray Charles.
George Clooney.
Darth Vader's Voice.

Those people want you to watch. So does Joe Jonas. If I were you, I would do it. You don't want millions of teenage girls across America to slaughter you with their bedazzled Hannah Montana replica microphones.